My "Nephew" Oliver. . .

So in an odd twist of fate, I have a nephew named Oliver, I wanted to call him Petrol but his mother won't let me. I decided to call him "itchy butt" after meeting him. He's always itching his butt across the hardwood floor! It's actually funny to watch him do that when he's excited. He can't choose between playing with you or rubbing his bottom so he tries to do both at the same time which ends up pretty comical.

I'll likely end up getting him a rawhide bone to gnaw on or something, or maybe get him a chew toy. Heck what do I know, I'm not a pet owner~ No gift cards for him though....has to be something he really enjoys, preferably something that teaches him bad habits so it'll give his parents headaches.. Muwaa haa haa. Just kidding.